FUNNY - Air France Pilot Arrested for Bomb Claim
COOL - Judge rejects subpoenas in music-use case
FUNNY - Violinist serenades livestock displaced by B.C. fires
GROSS - Man charged with sexually abusing mare
WEIRD - Smelly Mystery Blob Takes Over N.J. Town
SCARY - Human skull sent to mayor
FREAKY - Injured Dog Amazes By Taking Self To Vet
FUNNY - Arnold's new campaign slogan
INSANE - Firefighters admit defeat in battle against rats
STUPID - Teen misidentified as Bryant's accuser fights back



BBQ was great last night, thanks to everyone who put it together. Another crazy weekend starting tonight with a dinner for my father's birthday.

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FREAKY - The US has a big West Nile problem
HEALTH - Are you a Web addict?
TAX - In Seattle, prospect of espresso tax is grounds for anger
FUNNY - Word of mouse: How did a Metallica spoof turn into a promotion tool?
FREAKY - Mini-nukes on US agenda
DANGER - Recall warns toy may leak battery acid
SCIENCE - Study: Nodding or Shaking Your Head Changes Your Opinion
FUNNY - Parents Say Boy's New Camcorder Had X-Rated Surprise
STUPID - Ship wrecked by 'trouser snag'



Work is taking us to the Nat Bailey for some evening BBQ, beers and baseball, gotta like that!

One thing I forgot to talk about last week was the fact that on our way down to the states last weekend, another vehicle had all the food, including meats. Now since we had one isolated case on Mad Cow in Alberta a few months ago, the Americans have, much to the delight of US cattle ranchers, stopped importing Canadian beef and Japan followed suit. So the border goofs ask the guys if they have meats or vegetables and then proceed to tell us we cannot bring ANY beef into the US! Do they think were going to stop by a field and feed the raw meat to one of their Anthrax/West Nile filled moomoos? So we had to hand over tons of beef, which we would have eaten of course, and Im sure those pricks had a great BBQ with quality Canadian beef later, laughing about it.

Now if that wasnt enough, an airline pilot was behind us by a day and they made him EAT OR TOSS a fucking breakfast burrito he had with him because it has some beef in it! ^%#%%$ $U^@QT#@#@ $ @$&@#@^#&$%#$ @

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SCIENCE - First Cloned Horse Announced
DUMB - Beijing fashion shops use 'magic mirrors' to fool fat women
HEALTH - Smaller Babies Tied To Sept. 11
RELIGION - U.S. Episcopal Church Approves First Openly Gay Bishop
TECH - How Robots Will Steal Your Job
SPORTS - Tennis and poison



Its cloudy today, after a huge drought, maybe there will be some rain (But only in between 2am and 6am please)

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SCARY - Trojan horse found responsible for child porn
DUMB - Jackpot winner robbed, $545,000 later recovered
LIES - The Enquirer, leaders in journalism, accuses Ben Affleck of cheating on J-lo
TECH - Power from blood could lead to 'human batteries'
MUSIC - Will "Feminem" make it big?
GAME - Ben Q game
SPACE - What is it with rich men and rockets?



Holy crap that was a crazy weekend, played every sport in the book, blazing sun, little water.. Hope everyone had a great one, sorry about yesterday but us British Columbians celebrated BC Day so it made for a long weekend :)

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